Yes. You will hate me for reminding me. But hey, it's a classic, what can I say?
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Saturday, March 03, 2007
So this one night...
Well, yesterday I promised I'd fill you in on what happened. The thing is... What didn't happen? Oh, it started off innocently enough. On second thought... No, it didn't. This was a booty call, pure and simple. We planned to watch a movie or two, yes, but we also had other things planned. We'd been exchanging text messages via our cells and messenger all day. What about? Well, you're about to find out.
When he finally got here after work, it was already after 10. He'd taken time to clean up a bit, I guess, but he doesn't have to do much to look good. Now, he'd said that it had been a while since he'd gotten any, so I wasn't surprised when he was all over me almost the moment he was inside. Another thing he'd mentioned was the fact that he'd very much doubted I'd be able to deep throat all of him. I'd just figured it was typical male bragging, after all, he's a fairly small guy, can't weigh a whole lot more than I do, and I've not seen many guys who could truthfully claim to be any bigger than mine. I'd said to him that I probably could.
Turns out I was wrong. Fuck, he's big. I'd thought Pete was big, sitting at around... 8 1/2", maybe a bit bigger, but Jorden... Wow. I'd say he's got close to two inches on Pete. A bit bigger around, too, and... Yea. Would really not expect it to look at him. Anyways, back on track here. He was begging me to give him head the moment he had gotten into the apartment. Poor guy was actually shaking. After a bit (not much), I agreed. He was right, couldn't take him all, even though I did try. He came in about 30 seconds flat, maybe a little less time.
After that, he was much more... Civil. We went into the living room and settled down to watch Accepted. Good movie. But this guy is insatiable. I think I sucked him off... 3 times? Maybe more, during the movie! Not that I'm complaining... It was fun. I enjoyed it almost as much as he did, I think. After the movie, he wanted to come see what my computer was like... Yes, he's a gamer.
He was impressed with the computer. A little jealous, too, methinks. Likes my taste in music, as well. We sat in here talking about all sorts of things, and ended up having yet more fun. The discussion inevitably turned to sex, and he told me he wasn't very experienced, and had only done it in the missionary position. I changed that for him. He got a little girl-on-top action, then we switched around to missionary. His inexperience did show through, though. I think I should make it a personal mission to change that. I finished him off by sucking him off (again!!!), and he went back to playing on my computer.
I, of course, didn't bother to put any clothing on, because nakedness happens to be my favorite state, which is likely why he requested one more time. I sucked his cock one last time, at which point it was time for him to go (3am, and he lives with his family yet...), so off he went, intentionally leaving his dvd's behind. He asked if we could do this another time, and I told him it was fairly likely, but I couldn't make any promises.
Well, that was a fun night. I may have to repeat it some day, but for now, I must go back home, as it's spring break, and I don't want to stay here in the city any longer. I'm heading back to my guy, where I can get as much sex as I can con him into giving me. At this point, I want it so bad I can barely type. It's going to be a long drive home.
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When he finally got here after work, it was already after 10. He'd taken time to clean up a bit, I guess, but he doesn't have to do much to look good. Now, he'd said that it had been a while since he'd gotten any, so I wasn't surprised when he was all over me almost the moment he was inside. Another thing he'd mentioned was the fact that he'd very much doubted I'd be able to deep throat all of him. I'd just figured it was typical male bragging, after all, he's a fairly small guy, can't weigh a whole lot more than I do, and I've not seen many guys who could truthfully claim to be any bigger than mine. I'd said to him that I probably could.
Turns out I was wrong. Fuck, he's big. I'd thought Pete was big, sitting at around... 8 1/2", maybe a bit bigger, but Jorden... Wow. I'd say he's got close to two inches on Pete. A bit bigger around, too, and... Yea. Would really not expect it to look at him. Anyways, back on track here. He was begging me to give him head the moment he had gotten into the apartment. Poor guy was actually shaking. After a bit (not much), I agreed. He was right, couldn't take him all, even though I did try. He came in about 30 seconds flat, maybe a little less time.
After that, he was much more... Civil. We went into the living room and settled down to watch Accepted. Good movie. But this guy is insatiable. I think I sucked him off... 3 times? Maybe more, during the movie! Not that I'm complaining... It was fun. I enjoyed it almost as much as he did, I think. After the movie, he wanted to come see what my computer was like... Yes, he's a gamer.
He was impressed with the computer. A little jealous, too, methinks. Likes my taste in music, as well. We sat in here talking about all sorts of things, and ended up having yet more fun. The discussion inevitably turned to sex, and he told me he wasn't very experienced, and had only done it in the missionary position. I changed that for him. He got a little girl-on-top action, then we switched around to missionary. His inexperience did show through, though. I think I should make it a personal mission to change that. I finished him off by sucking him off (again!!!), and he went back to playing on my computer.
I, of course, didn't bother to put any clothing on, because nakedness happens to be my favorite state, which is likely why he requested one more time. I sucked his cock one last time, at which point it was time for him to go (3am, and he lives with his family yet...), so off he went, intentionally leaving his dvd's behind. He asked if we could do this another time, and I told him it was fairly likely, but I couldn't make any promises.
Well, that was a fun night. I may have to repeat it some day, but for now, I must go back home, as it's spring break, and I don't want to stay here in the city any longer. I'm heading back to my guy, where I can get as much sex as I can con him into giving me. At this point, I want it so bad I can barely type. It's going to be a long drive home.
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Friday, March 02, 2007
Ugh.
Well. That was a bad, stupid night last night. I'd been planning to go to the bar with my cousin, Sam. Thing is, she lives out in the boonies, so I had to go pick her up. This in itself wouldn't be bad, but we've gotten about a foot of snow in the past week, and the road crews hadn't cleared any of the gravel roads yet. So I had... I think... 5 miles of at least bumper-deep snow to plough thru. Good thing a truck had gone thru a while before me. Almost got stuck many, many times. Did get stuck twice. Glad I got my friend Andrew to come with me. He was a great help. I think I now owe him a few drinks, lol.
When we finally made it back to the city, I got ready and Sam and I went to Houston's. They've finally recovered the pool tables, which was nice. Got myself a pool table, taught Sam how to play. Played against Reuben and Myles a couple of times. Then they left and some old guys kept playing pool with us and hitting on us. But they bought us drinks, and even gave paid up when we won. Strange, yes, but oh well.
We got tired of that (old men hitting on us, hello! they're old enough to be our fathers!), and went down to do some real drinking. We were already tanked by that point, lol. We went for a shot (called a blow job), then went on a short bathroom run, where i broke off one of my heels from my orange stiletto racer boots. Good thing I just bought another pair. Well, we all decided we wanted to dance (Sam and a couple of her friends were with me), but I had a problem. So I broke off the other heel. Yes, I was very drunk.
We were dancing, and the the brother of the guy who Sam was dancing came and joined us. Name of... Tyson. Yes. Well, started dancing with me. Dirty dancing style. Hands everywhere. Lol. I let him, just because I could, and nobody that both Pete and I know was there. I know a few people got a bit more of a view than I would ever normally allow (yes, I was wearing a skirt, silly me). But he complimented me on my dancing, lol. When they announced last call, we went for another shot, then went to the bar for some more mixed drinks. I got two doubles, but as soon as i had my first sip, I realized I had a problem. Those shots made me ill. Very ill. But whiskey makes a good mouthwash in a pinch. Wish I'd never had to find that out. A day later I still feel miserable, and I never get hangovers like that.
Anyways, when I was feeling better, I went out to figure out where everyone else was, they were supposed to be dancing. One of the old guys tried to get me to dance. Then this guy, Dustin, came up to me and asked me. I said to the old guy I'd known Dustin for years (okay, so I've seen him around alot, what's the diff?), so I went and danced with him. Ended up making out with him on the dancefloor! It was the last dance anyways. Got his number. He's actually the military type (can't remember if he's in the reserves or reg forces), but he gave me his number after I wouldn't give him mine. Wouldn't give up, but it was ok, he was good looking, lol. Made out with him a couple more times, once waiting outside for a cab to show up. Five of us (Sam, her friend, some guy they knew, Evan, and I) went to Tyson's place. Don't ask where it was, because I don't know.
Sam and her boy toy disappeared for a while, and I half passed out on the couch. A couple of hours later, Tyson gave us a ride home. Sam decided she wasn't satisfied with the one guy, so Evan came home with us. For some reason, I made out with Tyson real quick before he left. Don't ask why, I could not tell you.
Sam and I stayed up talking for a little while, and I decided to go to bed. 5am was the time. I noticed I'd gotten a message on msn, from Jorden, the guy who's friends with my classmate Jon, and whose name I am constantly forgetting. Cute guy. Well, I sent him a message in reply before going to bed, apparently it was more than a little suggestive. He was online when I finally woke up (at 3pm), and after Sam left, I chatted with him for a while. I'm afraid that things will be interesting tonight, as after he finishes work, he's coming over to watch a movie or something. Oh well. I'll fill you in at a later time. Have fun, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
When we finally made it back to the city, I got ready and Sam and I went to Houston's. They've finally recovered the pool tables, which was nice. Got myself a pool table, taught Sam how to play. Played against Reuben and Myles a couple of times. Then they left and some old guys kept playing pool with us and hitting on us. But they bought us drinks, and even gave paid up when we won. Strange, yes, but oh well.
We got tired of that (old men hitting on us, hello! they're old enough to be our fathers!), and went down to do some real drinking. We were already tanked by that point, lol. We went for a shot (called a blow job), then went on a short bathroom run, where i broke off one of my heels from my orange stiletto racer boots. Good thing I just bought another pair. Well, we all decided we wanted to dance (Sam and a couple of her friends were with me), but I had a problem. So I broke off the other heel. Yes, I was very drunk.
We were dancing, and the the brother of the guy who Sam was dancing came and joined us. Name of... Tyson. Yes. Well, started dancing with me. Dirty dancing style. Hands everywhere. Lol. I let him, just because I could, and nobody that both Pete and I know was there. I know a few people got a bit more of a view than I would ever normally allow (yes, I was wearing a skirt, silly me). But he complimented me on my dancing, lol. When they announced last call, we went for another shot, then went to the bar for some more mixed drinks. I got two doubles, but as soon as i had my first sip, I realized I had a problem. Those shots made me ill. Very ill. But whiskey makes a good mouthwash in a pinch. Wish I'd never had to find that out. A day later I still feel miserable, and I never get hangovers like that.
Anyways, when I was feeling better, I went out to figure out where everyone else was, they were supposed to be dancing. One of the old guys tried to get me to dance. Then this guy, Dustin, came up to me and asked me. I said to the old guy I'd known Dustin for years (okay, so I've seen him around alot, what's the diff?), so I went and danced with him. Ended up making out with him on the dancefloor! It was the last dance anyways. Got his number. He's actually the military type (can't remember if he's in the reserves or reg forces), but he gave me his number after I wouldn't give him mine. Wouldn't give up, but it was ok, he was good looking, lol. Made out with him a couple more times, once waiting outside for a cab to show up. Five of us (Sam, her friend, some guy they knew, Evan, and I) went to Tyson's place. Don't ask where it was, because I don't know.
Sam and her boy toy disappeared for a while, and I half passed out on the couch. A couple of hours later, Tyson gave us a ride home. Sam decided she wasn't satisfied with the one guy, so Evan came home with us. For some reason, I made out with Tyson real quick before he left. Don't ask why, I could not tell you.
Sam and I stayed up talking for a little while, and I decided to go to bed. 5am was the time. I noticed I'd gotten a message on msn, from Jorden, the guy who's friends with my classmate Jon, and whose name I am constantly forgetting. Cute guy. Well, I sent him a message in reply before going to bed, apparently it was more than a little suggestive. He was online when I finally woke up (at 3pm), and after Sam left, I chatted with him for a while. I'm afraid that things will be interesting tonight, as after he finishes work, he's coming over to watch a movie or something. Oh well. I'll fill you in at a later time. Have fun, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Monday, February 26, 2007
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Monday, February 12, 2007
So here's an idea...
Well, I didn't get around to posting last Thursday. Went to the bar as planned, a lot of friends were there. Got there early enough to get a pool table. Kept it for around 2 hours. Then some guys that totally outmatched me in my inebriated state got it. Played on for a while longer with random pplz that I knew from one place or another. Got talking with a good lookin' cowboy type who happened to be ridiculously good at pool. Turns out he roommates with a guy I've known since like... Kindergarten. Maybe earlier.
My cousin Sam (whose 18th I attended to last November) was there. And drunk. Very drunk. She told me all of my friends were really hot, I guess all the guys that I said hi to when we were talking were the good looking ones. Lol. She ended up making out with good looking cowboy type for quite some time. Was pretty funny. At that point, I left her and hung out with my friend Steve till close, mostly cuz his friends had all gone awol at that point.
Other than that, not much else happened that night. Pete and his friend came here for the weekend. Got us another game, Need for Speed- Most Wanted. Haven't played it yet, but Pete and his buddy liked it.
Anyways, back to the original reason I wandered over here. This is something i pulled off of some site or another, found in my aimless wanderings of the internet. Something to consider doing if someone beside you on the plane or train is really annoying you. Only to be attempted if you want to be arrested, of course.
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your web browser to this page.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
My cousin Sam (whose 18th I attended to last November) was there. And drunk. Very drunk. She told me all of my friends were really hot, I guess all the guys that I said hi to when we were talking were the good looking ones. Lol. She ended up making out with good looking cowboy type for quite some time. Was pretty funny. At that point, I left her and hung out with my friend Steve till close, mostly cuz his friends had all gone awol at that point.
Other than that, not much else happened that night. Pete and his friend came here for the weekend. Got us another game, Need for Speed- Most Wanted. Haven't played it yet, but Pete and his buddy liked it.
Anyways, back to the original reason I wandered over here. This is something i pulled off of some site or another, found in my aimless wanderings of the internet. Something to consider doing if someone beside you on the plane or train is really annoying you. Only to be attempted if you want to be arrested, of course.
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your web browser to this page.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
So yea, that song was playing when i was wondering what to call this post. Went to Houston's on Thursday. Real smart. I had a midterm Friday morning at 8:30AM. Ugh. I passed. Barely. 57%. Oh well. It was fun.
We didn't leave until 11pm though. That's leave home for the bar, of course. Yea. 11. The time I was gonna go to bed. Great start to the night. Got to the bar planning to have one, or at most, two drinks. I figured this was reasonable, haven't drank since December, so I figured I'd have no taste for it anyways. Ha.
Yes, I did have a few. No, I don't know how many. 6 or more is all I can say for sure. Oops. Met up with my friend Steve. To put it lightly, he was having a bad night. Something about an ex was all I really got out of him. Poor guy. Needless to say, I hung out with him. Had a few drinks with him. Danced with him and his friend Greg. Got Greg's number (not for that! We're all interested in pool! I've got new pool playing buddies! Seriously!). Can tell I was kinda drunk. Don't usually dance. Did play some pool. Wasn't that great. Got hit on a few times. The usual.
Friday I headed home. That night the bf, his two friends, and I went to the Central. Wasted a lot of money there. Stupid $2 pool table. I was terrible. Couldn't make a single shot. It was embarrassing.
Saturday the bf and I went out again, but we decided to stay at his friend's which is a block from the bar, so we could both drink. Saw random guy that I see everywhere. That really hot one, total tall dark and handsome guy. The one going out with Jill, a girl from my hometown. This time he talked to me. Guess I wasn't the only one who'd noticed we were always at the same places.
Had a good discussion with him. Never did catch his name, but apparently Pete kind of knows him, says his name is Tyson. Will likely see him again. He seems to be around home at every big event, he might even be living there, because he's working for Manitoba Hydro. I'm not sure. Seems like a nice guy. Too bad we weren't both single. *Sigh*
Was actually quite miserable with my guy. He did his whole ignore me thing. Typical, of course, because he was drinking. So I hung out with his brother a lot. Nothing better to do... Tyson was with his girl, and he was the only other person at that bar that I was actually willing to talk to.
Oh well. Going to Houston's on Thursday. Should be fun. Invited Hall. Going to invite everyone I can think of. The roommate and I are pretty much planning to get completely smashed. As long as at least a couple of people I hang out with are there, it will be great. Will likely update that night. Perhaps you'll be treated to another drunken post. We'll see.
We didn't leave until 11pm though. That's leave home for the bar, of course. Yea. 11. The time I was gonna go to bed. Great start to the night. Got to the bar planning to have one, or at most, two drinks. I figured this was reasonable, haven't drank since December, so I figured I'd have no taste for it anyways. Ha.
Yes, I did have a few. No, I don't know how many. 6 or more is all I can say for sure. Oops. Met up with my friend Steve. To put it lightly, he was having a bad night. Something about an ex was all I really got out of him. Poor guy. Needless to say, I hung out with him. Had a few drinks with him. Danced with him and his friend Greg. Got Greg's number (not for that! We're all interested in pool! I've got new pool playing buddies! Seriously!). Can tell I was kinda drunk. Don't usually dance. Did play some pool. Wasn't that great. Got hit on a few times. The usual.
Friday I headed home. That night the bf, his two friends, and I went to the Central. Wasted a lot of money there. Stupid $2 pool table. I was terrible. Couldn't make a single shot. It was embarrassing.
Saturday the bf and I went out again, but we decided to stay at his friend's which is a block from the bar, so we could both drink. Saw random guy that I see everywhere. That really hot one, total tall dark and handsome guy. The one going out with Jill, a girl from my hometown. This time he talked to me. Guess I wasn't the only one who'd noticed we were always at the same places.
Had a good discussion with him. Never did catch his name, but apparently Pete kind of knows him, says his name is Tyson. Will likely see him again. He seems to be around home at every big event, he might even be living there, because he's working for Manitoba Hydro. I'm not sure. Seems like a nice guy. Too bad we weren't both single. *Sigh*
Was actually quite miserable with my guy. He did his whole ignore me thing. Typical, of course, because he was drinking. So I hung out with his brother a lot. Nothing better to do... Tyson was with his girl, and he was the only other person at that bar that I was actually willing to talk to.
Oh well. Going to Houston's on Thursday. Should be fun. Invited Hall. Going to invite everyone I can think of. The roommate and I are pretty much planning to get completely smashed. As long as at least a couple of people I hang out with are there, it will be great. Will likely update that night. Perhaps you'll be treated to another drunken post. We'll see.
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